lambchop

The clerk smiled as she saw
The same nut pick up
A personal size grocery basket
And head down aisle two
She smiled because periodically
This guy would return
With his basket full of glade
Lock and hold room freshener and deodorizer
It's a deodorizer that works
On the same principle as a bug bomb
Simply push down on a button
And it fills the room with a scented fog
The man would buy only about
Five or six cans at a time
He'd been coming in for about five weeks now
Sometimes he would come in twice a week
He seemed like a normal guy
He was kind of balding in his mid thirties
Wearing a black leather jacket
And he was always so damn dusty
Something soft about his features
[Incomprehensible] makeup but it was really just dust
He paid with a twenty and said thank you and left
The man returned home
He took the glade from the worthless little plastic sack
He placed one on the rug, one on the end table
One on the window sill, one under the TV
One by the air conditioner
This might seem unusual
Except for the fact that his entire apartment
Was just filled with them
Every room on every surface
He figured he had about sixty of them in all
Each one's nozzle's poised at the ready
He sighed and opened a beer
He started to push down the lock
And hold buttons on the canisters
Slowly filling the room
Working his way from the dining room into the den
Each room filling with a multi-scented fog
Desert bloom, evergreen
Misty rose, fresh lemon
Regular and unscented
Potpourri, wild oak, petunia
Ocean mist, musk, hazel wood
Irish nights, sandal wood, rain forest
Country kitchen, natural prevention
Orange blossom, Indian summer
And holiday candle
Calmly he sat on the couch
Spilt his beer and closed his eyes
Calmly he sat on the couch
Spilt his beer and closed his eyes

lambchop

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lambchop

feeling blue

You lay around the house
Nothing much to bark about
Jump onto the bed
Just bones and squirrels inside your head
This is the only life i see
For you
And if i gave a crap
Would that show you where my head is at
I would ride the moon
And even if it comes too soon
I could fall for you
And you could fall for me
So we go all to the shows
And happiness is all we know
How it got to you
And how it got to me too
I wish i never knew
(about) my blue wave
And william called and tried
To tell me that his sister's boyfriend has
Just died
He's not sure what to do
And i'm not sure what to tell him he should do
Sometimes william we're just screwed
(in) my blue wave
So what's the girl to do
Sits on the couch and she's feeling blue
Shakes it in the cup
And she doesn't mind if it stays up
Up up oh
Never mind the world
My blue girl
And the best is yet to come
You may think you are the only one
To never get it right
Just stick around on this lovely night
And we may be amazed
By my blue wave
To conclude this interview
Many facts and fictions you construe
The dog gives you the paw
You pat his head and you wipe his jaw
He's the only one who knew
(about) my blue wave

lambchop

to someone who is far away from here

In the hour of the girl
You can make this danger witness
Or whatever, without your heart
You can wish you could relate
If it's always gonna be
Sit beside me on a star
If you wake me up tonight
So you try to make it whole
With everybody here
More than a sony
To make the words throw up
Or show me the way
As they pick me up again
They will be there on the couch
They will make you better still
(can you be sure?)
Of anything you make
Maybe you can get a whiff
It's enough to make you gag
It's enough to make you sick
Each and every day
With the concrete and the masonry
When the paint that's on is dry
You can work it from your eye

And you take it from my heart
As you stand alone forever

From the roaming and the surf
And the cloudy cloudy day
Just a boss thing that is pure
Something specially for you
It's like everybody's needing it
And everybody's sure
(and if they say)
Is a woman, write this down
Put the paper, over there
More than it is
No more than it is